Austin's Pumpkin....

....pies were delicious this evening. they consisted of crust, pumpkin gush and an ess-load of brown sugar. when he took them out of the oven and placed them on the window sill to cool, the whole neighborhood went insane. the unavoidable aroma was in the air and the thieves of the night began to follow the scent.

f*ck em'. they aint gettin none.