Balderdash!!!

i saved my answers from the last time i played Balderdash and decided that i should probably post them on here. it was only the second time i played. my imagination doesnt necessarily work in a way to trick people into believing my answers are correct. but they sure do make my opponents laugh and thats what's the most fun at 1:30 am. Ha!

1. sniggle - popular activity among palestinian children who release one pig to run amok in their local ymca sauna room.

2. F.H.S. - Filthy Hand Sandwich

3. Face Four (film synopsis) - Sometimes you've got 4 pets. Sometimes you want their faces instead of your own face. And sometimes its hard to keep them alive when you've got all their faces in health hibernation jars ya dummy!

4. Testologist - a female doctor with an awe-inspiring gift that enables her to tell when a man's testicles are twisted into a futuristic pretzel shaped situation of doom.

5. P.O.O.F.F. - Pardon Our Octopusses For Farting

6. It is illegal in Sweden to train your..........actual pony to give itself ponytails.

7. Tzizt - medical emergency that occurs when a mosquito lands on an already formed human zit, sucks blood and pus from it thus increasing the zit's previous size into an unholy facial abomination.

8. Leslie Mary (Description of a Famous Person) - "could spread those silky thangs till the early birds come chirping."

9. T.S.C.W. - Totally Scrumptious Cock Wrinkle

10. It is illegal in a New York City courtroom to......release 4 bats into the courtroom during their mating season allowing them to procreate something ungodly yet still fun!

11. forgot the title for this movie synopsis - when you spread'em they just dont quit. unless you do, Larry.